{"id":576,"date":"2006-11-17T16:37:31","date_gmt":"2006-11-17T22:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/11\/17\/friday-night-videos-future-by-jean-giraud\/"},"modified":"2006-11-17T16:37:31","modified_gmt":"2006-11-17T22:37:31","slug":"friday-night-videos-future-by-jean-giraud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=576","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Videos: Future by Jean Giraud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Aqua: Cartoon Heroes (2000)<\/b><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-rhw4L3-oC0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-rhw4L3-oC0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>If you know Aqua, it&#8217;s probably because of the lawsuit between them and Mattel over Aqua&#8217;s song &#8220;Barbie Girl&#8221;. But if you haven&#8217;t seen this video&#8230;. There is no part of this it that isn&#8217;t like a foam-covered steel bat to the head. Lene&#8217;s hair? Ren&eacute;&#8217;s growling lyrics? Aqua as cartoon heroes that have to stop off at an intergalactic Gas &#8216;n Sip while Earth&#8217;s cities are being destroyed? The band swimming around in &#8220;zero-g&#8221;? Lene&#8217;s sexy sexy zipping up of her futuristic speedsuit? The <i>entire song<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p><b>Britney Spears: Toxic (2004)<\/b><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/PGs7O3cPzy0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/PGs7O3cPzy0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>How do you follow up something as goofily over-the-top as &#8220;Cartoon Heroes&#8221;? Why, with Britney Spears as an internationaly super-spy\/cat-burglar\/whatever, that&#8217;s how! You&#8217;d better thank your lucky stars: I was tempted to hit you with the Spice Girls&#8217; &#8220;Spice Up Your Life&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aqua: Cartoon Heroes (2000) If you know Aqua, it&#8217;s probably because of the lawsuit between them and Mattel over Aqua&#8217;s song &#8220;Barbie Girl&#8221;. But if you haven&#8217;t seen this video&#8230;. There is no part of this it that isn&#8217;t like a foam-covered steel bat to the head. Lene&#8217;s hair? Ren&eacute;&#8217;s growling lyrics? Aqua as cartoon &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=576\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Friday Night Videos: Future by Jean Giraud<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}