{"id":586,"date":"2006-11-16T13:58:24","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T19:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/11\/16\/smickle-the-new-all-purpose-word\/"},"modified":"2006-11-16T13:58:24","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T19:58:24","slug":"smickle-the-new-all-purpose-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=586","title":{"rendered":"Smickle: The New All-Purpose Word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eli has this toy that is sort of a little dude looking thing (it has feet and eyes) but it&#8217;s made out of all kinds of colored rubber pieces that jiggle when you shake it. It&#8217;s ugly as all get out and something that my mom bought for him at the dollar store. So Eli, of course, loves it. <\/p>\n<p>When he carries it around the house, he shakes it and calls it his Smickle. Hence, Smickle: the noun. <\/p>\n<p>But if Eli starts dancing around he also calls that Smickle. That&#8217;s Smickle: the verb.<\/p>\n<p>Stephen and I have taken to using Smickle as the replacement curse word for shit. As in, &#8220;Smickle! I didn&#8217;t mean to drop that!&#8221; It&#8217;s perfect for a curse word in that it has nice percussive sounds. The added bonus is we don&#8217;t care if Eli repeats it after us because it&#8217;s his made up word.<\/p>\n<p>I just looked up Smickle on that there computer internet and unbelievably there are a fair number of people with the last name Smickle. I guess I should apologize for taking their name in vain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eli has this toy that is sort of a little dude looking thing (it has feet and eyes) but it&#8217;s made out of all kinds of colored rubber pieces that jiggle when you shake it. It&#8217;s ugly as all get out and something that my mom bought for him at the dollar store. So Eli, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=586\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Smickle: The New All-Purpose Word<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}