{"id":591,"date":"2006-11-28T11:08:32","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T17:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/11\/28\/being-without-the-internet-is-like-being-without-my-brain\/"},"modified":"2006-11-28T11:08:32","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T17:08:32","slug":"being-without-the-internet-is-like-being-without-my-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=591","title":{"rendered":"Being Without the Internet Is Like Being Without My Brain"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’ve been without the Internet at home for nearly two days now. If you’ve tried to reach us via email, now you know why we haven’t answered. Good thing we didn’t sign up for VoiP!<\/p>\n

Sorry we’ve been absent, Internet. It’s not that we don’t love you. It’s that you don’t love us<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We’ve been without the Internet at home for nearly two days now. If you’ve tried to reach us via email, now you know why we haven’t answered. Good thing we didn’t sign up for VoiP! Sorry we’ve been absent, Internet. It’s not that we don’t love you. It’s that you don’t love us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}