{"id":593,"date":"2006-12-01T16:48:11","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T22:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/12\/01\/friday-night-videos-naval-porn\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T16:48:11","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T22:48:11","slug":"friday-night-videos-naval-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=593","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Videos: Naval Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Muse: Starlight (2006)<\/b><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q-c94VVU7zc\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q-c94VVU7zc\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Hey, look, Muse is playing on the deck of a bulk carrier! It&#8217;s not the best Muse video ever (wait a couple of weeks for that one), but I do dig the song. Plus halfway through the video they start firing flare guns in an attempt to summon the spirit of Queen.<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/storme.livejournal.com\/\">Storme<\/a> for the suggestion)<\/p>\n<p><b>Cher: If I Could Turn Back Time (1989)<\/b><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AZX4P11sq2I\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AZX4P11sq2I\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>The US Missouri certainly has a lot of very big guns.<\/p>\n<p>I feel a little bad about that last video, so let me make it up to you with a video of a hamster running through a live-action videogame. If you played games on the original Nintendo, this will be startlingly familiar to you.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rIP7djqpeK0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rIP7djqpeK0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Muse: Starlight (2006) Hey, look, Muse is playing on the deck of a bulk carrier! It&#8217;s not the best Muse video ever (wait a couple of weeks for that one), but I do dig the song. Plus halfway through the video they start firing flare guns in an attempt to summon the spirit of Queen. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=593\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Friday Night Videos: Naval Porn<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}