{"id":596,"date":"2006-11-30T18:35:04","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T00:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/11\/30\/10-little-ducks\/"},"modified":"2006-11-30T20:12:30","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T02:12:30","slug":"10-little-ducks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"10 Little Ducks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eli has music class at school. This is good since he has taken over my sister- in-law&#8217;s nickname of &#8220;Jukebox Joy&#8221; and we call him &#8220;Jukebox Eli&#8221; because sometimes when he starts singing, he doesn&#8217;t stop. <\/p>\n<p>Tonight at the dinner table he decided to entertain us with a new song he&#8217;s learned in music class. &#8220;10 Little Ducks.&#8221; I&#8217;m sure that I&#8217;ve heard this song before but didn&#8217;t remember how it ended. It&#8217;s easy enough to follow:<\/p>\n<p>10 little ducks went out to play,<br \/>\nOver the hills and far away.<br \/>\nWhen Momma duck said, &#8220;Quack, quack, quack!&#8221;<br \/>\n9 little ducks came waddling back.<\/p>\n<p>Repeat until you get to zero. It comes complete with cute hand gestures and appropriate faces. However, the best part is the punchline and Eli delivered it fabulously this evening.<\/p>\n<p>No little ducks went out to play,<br \/>\nOver the hills and far away.<br \/>\nWhen Daddy duck said, &#8220;Quack, quack, quack!&#8221;<br \/>\n10 little ducks came waddling back.<\/p>\n<p>Daddy Duck had a very deep, gruff voice and he paused nicely for the last line to make maximum impact. Stephen and I fell out of our chairs laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Next time you see him, ask him to sing it for you. It&#8217;s worth the first 11 verses to hear the punchline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eli has music class at school. This is good since he has taken over my sister- in-law&#8217;s nickname of &#8220;Jukebox Joy&#8221; and we call him &#8220;Jukebox Eli&#8221; because sometimes when he starts singing, he doesn&#8217;t stop. Tonight at the dinner table he decided to entertain us with a new song he&#8217;s learned in music class. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=596\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">10 Little Ducks<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}