{"id":616,"date":"2006-12-12T10:31:34","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T16:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/12\/12\/file-under-i-am-so-pregnant\/"},"modified":"2006-12-12T10:31:34","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T16:31:34","slug":"file-under-i-am-so-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=616","title":{"rendered":"File Under: I am SO pregnant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Night before last, Stephen and I were reading in bed when I suddenly had an overwhelming craving for a donut. Now this is rare for me. I like donuts ok but while pregnant I don&#8217;t do too well with overly sugary foods. Then in the night I had a donut dream. I&#8217;m pretty sure that Homer Simpson was involved. I told Stephen about my dream yesterday morning and he laughed at me.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday afternoon I couldn&#8217;t stand it. I called Stephen at work and asked him please, please, please to stop and get me a donut and a bag of frozen mixed berries that my sister-in-law totally has me hooked on. Last night after dinner, I had a beautiful chocolate covered donut for desert.<\/p>\n<p>Homer would be so proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Night before last, Stephen and I were reading in bed when I suddenly had an overwhelming craving for a donut. Now this is rare for me. I like donuts ok but while pregnant I don&#8217;t do too well with overly sugary foods. Then in the night I had a donut dream. I&#8217;m pretty sure that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=616\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">File Under: I am SO pregnant<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}