{"id":617,"date":"2006-12-13T07:51:04","date_gmt":"2006-12-13T13:51:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/12\/13\/soy-considered-harmful\/"},"modified":"2006-12-13T07:51:04","modified_gmt":"2006-12-13T13:51:04","slug":"soy-considered-harmful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=617","title":{"rendered":"Soy Considered Harmful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was frightened last night to learn that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wnd.com\/news\/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327\">soy saps our precious bodily fluids<\/a> and turns our manly boys into limp-wristed pantywaist homosexuals. There&#8217;s been some editing to the article since I saw it last night: originally the title was &#8220;A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s since been changed to &#8220;Soy is making kids &#8216;gay&#8217;,&#8221; which is at least more readable if no less ridiculous. Still, I&#8217;m a parent now. I can&#8217;t take the chance that I&#8217;ll <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/2006\/04\/21\/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-sous-chefs\/\">give Eli the gay<\/a>. Sorry, dad, you can&#8217;t have soy milk the next time you come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was frightened last night to learn that soy saps our precious bodily fluids and turns our manly boys into limp-wristed pantywaist homosexuals. There&#8217;s been some editing to the article since I saw it last night: originally the title was &#8220;A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals.&#8221; It&#8217;s since been changed to &#8220;Soy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=617\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Soy Considered Harmful<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}