{"id":624,"date":"2006-12-17T07:53:11","date_gmt":"2006-12-17T13:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/12\/17\/getting-ready-for-church\/"},"modified":"2006-12-17T07:53:11","modified_gmt":"2006-12-17T13:53:11","slug":"getting-ready-for-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=624","title":{"rendered":"Getting Ready for Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Look Out! Here comes the green airplane!&#8221; Eli zooms into the bathroom with his green foam airplane and lands it on the counter by me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Green plane! What kinds of green things are you carrying today?&#8221; I ask green plane.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fishes!&#8221; Eli replies in green plane voice, &#8220;Fishes for biblestudy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He zooms off with his green plane, presumably to deliver the goods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Look Out! Here comes the green airplane!&#8221; Eli zooms into the bathroom with his green foam airplane and lands it on the counter by me. &#8220;Green plane! What kinds of green things are you carrying today?&#8221; I ask green plane. &#8220;Fishes!&#8221; Eli replies in green plane voice, &#8220;Fishes for biblestudy!&#8221; He zooms off with his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=624\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Getting Ready for Church<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}