{"id":643,"date":"2007-01-02T19:09:27","date_gmt":"2007-01-03T01:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/01\/02\/presidential-pardons-for-everyone\/"},"modified":"2007-01-02T19:09:27","modified_gmt":"2007-01-03T01:09:27","slug":"presidential-pardons-for-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":"Presidential Pardons for Everyone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>President Bush declared today to be a national day of mourning for President Gerald Ford, who died the day after Christmas. We&#8217;re having an unrelated get-together here tonight, but given the declaration, how can we not pause and honor Ford? With that in mind, we will be handing out presidential pardons to everyone. If you&#8217;d like to do the same, why not <a href=\"\/downloads\/pardons.pdf\">download the PDF of our pardons<\/a>? Those who needed forgiveness for enjoying Adam Sandler movies other than &#8220;Punch-Drunk Love&#8221; will thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>President Bush declared today to be a national day of mourning for President Gerald Ford, who died the day after Christmas. We&#8217;re having an unrelated get-together here tonight, but given the declaration, how can we not pause and honor Ford? With that in mind, we will be handing out presidential pardons to everyone. If you&#8217;d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=643\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Presidential Pardons for Everyone<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}