{"id":648,"date":"2007-01-04T20:08:22","date_gmt":"2007-01-05T02:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/01\/04\/three-examples-of-why-eli-is-not-the-best-at-hide-and-seek\/"},"modified":"2007-01-04T20:08:22","modified_gmt":"2007-01-05T02:08:22","slug":"three-examples-of-why-eli-is-not-the-best-at-hide-and-seek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=648","title":{"rendered":"Three Examples of Why Eli Is Not the Best at Hide and Seek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One. Eli told me to count so that he could hide. When I finished counting and shouted, &#8220;Ready or not, here I come!&#8221; Eli giggled loudly and then leapt from his hiding place, grabbing me around the legs. &#8220;Here I am, daddy!&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Two. Eli asked me to hide, so on a lark I sat next to Misty on the couch and pulled an afghan over me, hiding me from view. 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