{"id":67,"date":"2004-10-11T18:54:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-12T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2004\/10\/11\/starch-and-corduroy\/"},"modified":"2004-10-11T18:54:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-12T00:54:00","slug":"starch-and-corduroy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"starch and corduroy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>today mj took me to lunch and bg was there and some other people like geof and jessica. actually just geof and jessica. i got some of mj&#8217;s potato.\/ it was good and starchy.<\/p>\n<p>and starchy was what my pants were yesterday. bg put these brown pants on me that were corduroy and they were such old man pants. i felt like i should be stomping around saying hey you infants get outta my crib.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today mj took me to lunch and bg was there and some other people like geof and jessica. actually just geof and jessica. i got some of mj&#8217;s potato.\/ it was good and starchy. and starchy was what my pants were yesterday. bg put these brown pants on me that were corduroy and they were &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=67\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">starch and corduroy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}