{"id":68,"date":"2004-10-19T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-19T06:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2004\/10\/19\/i-have-been-away\/"},"modified":"2004-10-19T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-19T06:10:00","slug":"i-have-been-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"i have been away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i have not been posting lately because i have been away on a trip to illinois. i went to visit uncle andrew and aunt joy. i hadn&#8217;t seen them in a while so i decided it was time for a road trip.<\/p>\n<p>road trip.\/<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;ll post each day saying what we did last week, starting with today and last wednesday. if that makes sense.<\/p>\n<p>wednesday we drove to illinois. this was a lot of time in the car. but it wasn&#8217;t all bad, because i had this toy that is normally a table but the top can come off and it makes sounds and flashes lights. even when i&#8217;m in my car seat i can kick at it and make it make sounds and that&#8217;s fun.<\/p>\n<p>i also napped some.<\/p>\n<p>when we got there i discovered two things about illinois. illinois is cold, like brrr cold. i think this is the coldest i have ever been in my whole life. i know it was drizzling rain [which is not like snuzzling even though drizzling and snuzzling sound like they are related] but still it was cold. also they have a lot of corn.<\/p>\n<p>cold and corn. i think illinois should have some c&#8217;s in its name because of that. cillinoics, maybe. the first c will need to be silent though.<\/p>\n<p>that would also make cillinoics come sooner in an alphabetical list of states&#8217; names so i think the people living in cillinoics will be okay with that.<\/p>\n<p>ua was there when we got to their apartment. i played with him some and then aj came home but by then it was just about my bedtime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have not been posting lately because i have been away on a trip to illinois. i went to visit uncle andrew and aunt joy. i hadn&#8217;t seen them in a while so i decided it was time for a road trip. road trip.\/ i&#8217;ll post each day saying what we did last week, starting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=68\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">i have been away<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}