{"id":7,"date":"2004-07-17T01:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-17T07:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2004\/07\/17\/my-future-scares-me\/"},"modified":"2004-07-17T01:41:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-17T07:41:00","slug":"my-future-scares-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"my future scares me"},"content":{"rendered":"

i had two good naps today. naps make everything better. i think everyone would get along if only they napped.<\/p>\n

bg was home when i woke up from my second nap. then he went outside and cut the grass. he was gone a long time, and when he came back in he was very sweaty.<\/p>\n

he fed me barley cereal and carrots all swirled together. while i was eating, bg told mj, ‘i can’t wait until eli can run the lawnmower.’<\/p>\n

what.7 don’t they know about child labor laws.7 they can’t make me push that lawnmower around.\/ i know my rights because i googled for them just now.<\/p>\n

i got back at them by being grumpy from then on out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i had two good naps today. naps make everything better. i think everyone would get along if only they napped. bg was home when i woke up from my second nap. then he went outside and cut the grass. he was gone a long time, and when he came back in he was very sweaty. … Continue reading my future scares me<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t