{"id":72,"date":"2004-10-21T19:43:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-22T01:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2004\/10\/21\/amish-party\/"},"modified":"2004-10-21T19:43:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-22T01:43:00","slug":"amish-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"amish party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>today that was last saturday was very busy. aj had had a quilt made from a nearby group of people called the amish. evidently they are different or something since mj and bg went and watched this film at a place called the illinois amish interpretive center. it makes it sound like the amish were going to speak a strange language and have to be interpreted but the ones we saw spoke english just fine.<\/p>\n<p>they weren&#8217;t very exciting though. lunch at a restaurant kept me awake for a while as i got some of the food everyone was eating though not a lot of food. and there was this baby i wondered about eating but she was bigger than me. i would have had to do a stealth attack and cull her from the herd but that is hard to do when you are in a high chair and straps are holding you there.<\/p>\n<p>so anyway the amish weren&#8217;t exciting and they made me fall asleep after lunch.<\/p>\n<p>i just realized that that might be very mean especially if any amish read this. so amish i apoligize for you being not exciting.<\/p>\n<p>that night was exciting though, because my fans came by. there was jamie and matt and andy and maria and they totally watched me stomp around and go &#8216;bbbbbbbbbbb&#8217;. they were easily entertained. then it got late and i went to bed. everyone must have left at that point because they didn&#8217;t have anything to do after they could not watch me any more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today that was last saturday was very busy. aj had had a quilt made from a nearby group of people called the amish. evidently they are different or something since mj and bg went and watched this film at a place called the illinois amish interpretive center. it makes it sound like the amish were &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=72\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">amish party<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}