{"id":732,"date":"2007-03-02T07:57:12","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T13:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/03\/02\/elijah-the-great-detective\/"},"modified":"2007-03-02T07:57:12","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T13:57:12","slug":"elijah-the-great-detective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=732","title":{"rendered":"Elijah the Great Detective"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me (to Misty): I’m not taking my keys today.<\/p>\n

Eli: Keys? You don’t have your keys?<\/p>\n

Me: I don’t have my keys.<\/p>\n

Eli: Where are they? I will help you find them!<\/p>\n

Me: Okay!<\/p>\n

Eli: …<\/p>\n

Eli: I think they are somewhere!<\/p>\n

Some fifteen minutes later I picked him up and hugged him, bringing his head higher than my dresser. He glanced over at my dresser and said, “There! There are your keys!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me (to Misty): I’m not taking my keys today. Eli: Keys? You don’t have your keys? Me: I don’t have my keys. Eli: Where are they? I will help you find them! Me: Okay! Eli: … Eli: I think they are somewhere! Some fifteen minutes later I picked him up and hugged him, bringing his … Continue reading Elijah the Great Detective<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t