{"id":732,"date":"2007-03-02T07:57:12","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T13:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/03\/02\/elijah-the-great-detective\/"},"modified":"2007-03-02T07:57:12","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T13:57:12","slug":"elijah-the-great-detective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=732","title":{"rendered":"Elijah the Great Detective"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me (to Misty): I&#8217;m not taking my keys today.<\/p>\n<p>Eli: Keys? You don&#8217;t have your keys?<\/p>\n<p>Me: I don&#8217;t have my keys.<\/p>\n<p>Eli: Where are they? I will help you find them!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Okay!<\/p>\n<p>Eli: &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Eli: I think they are somewhere!<\/p>\n<p>Some fifteen minutes later I picked him up and hugged him, bringing his head higher than my dresser. He glanced over at my dresser and said, &#8220;There! There are your keys!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me (to Misty): I&#8217;m not taking my keys today. Eli: Keys? You don&#8217;t have your keys? Me: I don&#8217;t have my keys. Eli: Where are they? I will help you find them! Me: Okay! Eli: &#8230; Eli: I think they are somewhere! Some fifteen minutes later I picked him up and hugged him, bringing his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=732\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Elijah the Great Detective<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}