So tonight Eli and I were playing in his room.<\/p>\n
ELI: Listen! There’s a party!<\/p>\n
ME: Really?<\/p>\n
ELI: Yeah! I need a hat!<\/p>\n
Eli opens his closet and pulls out a baseball cap.<\/i><\/p>\n
ME: Where is this party?<\/p>\n
ELI: In the living room!<\/p>\n
Eli and Stephen move to the LIVING ROOM.<\/i><\/p>\n
ELI: Look! There are things falling from the sky!<\/p>\n
ME: What is it?<\/p>\n
ELI (bouncing excitedly): It’s DONUTS!<\/p>\n
ME: Wow!<\/p>\n
ELI: Look!<\/p>\n
Eli holds out his empty hand.<\/i><\/p>\n
ELI: I caught a DONUT!<\/p>\n
He scarfs it down.<\/i><\/p>\n
ELI: It was tasty.<\/p>\n
Now I know where Dan got his inspiration<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So tonight Eli and I were playing in his room. ELI: Listen! There’s a party! ME: Really? ELI: Yeah! I need a hat! Eli opens his closet and pulls out a baseball cap. ME: Where is this party? ELI: In the living room! Eli and Stephen move to the LIVING ROOM. ELI: Look! There are … Continue reading Toddlers Have the Best Parties<\/span>