{"id":735,"date":"2007-03-05T19:54:31","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T01:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/03\/05\/toddlers-have-the-best-parties\/"},"modified":"2007-03-05T19:54:31","modified_gmt":"2007-03-06T01:54:31","slug":"toddlers-have-the-best-parties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":"Toddlers Have the Best Parties"},"content":{"rendered":"

So tonight Eli and I were playing in his room.<\/p>\n

ELI: Listen! There’s a party!<\/p>\n

ME: Really?<\/p>\n

ELI: Yeah! I need a hat!<\/p>\n

Eli opens his closet and pulls out a baseball cap.<\/i><\/p>\n

ME: Where is this party?<\/p>\n

ELI: In the living room!<\/p>\n

Eli and Stephen move to the LIVING ROOM.<\/i><\/p>\n

ELI: Look! There are things falling from the sky!<\/p>\n

ME: What is it?<\/p>\n

ELI (bouncing excitedly): It’s DONUTS!<\/p>\n

ME: Wow!<\/p>\n

ELI: Look!<\/p>\n

Eli holds out his empty hand.<\/i><\/p>\n

ELI: I caught a DONUT!<\/p>\n

He scarfs it down.<\/i><\/p>\n

ELI: It was tasty.<\/p>\n

Now I know where Dan got his inspiration<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So tonight Eli and I were playing in his room. ELI: Listen! There’s a party! ME: Really? ELI: Yeah! I need a hat! Eli opens his closet and pulls out a baseball cap. ME: Where is this party? ELI: In the living room! Eli and Stephen move to the LIVING ROOM. ELI: Look! There are … Continue reading Toddlers Have the Best Parties<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t