{"id":749,"date":"2007-03-07T12:03:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T18:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/03\/07\/how-to-promote-your-book-in-two-easy-sentences\/"},"modified":"2007-03-07T12:03:21","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T18:03:21","slug":"how-to-promote-your-book-in-two-easy-sentences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=749","title":{"rendered":"How to Promote Your Book in Two Easy Sentences"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I count a number of writers among my friends and acquaintances. I&#8217;ve been interested to see how they promote themselves and their work. My gold standard for a writer marketing his or her works (albeit in a non-annoying way) has been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scalzi.com\/\">John Scalzi<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>He will have to give up the crown, though. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,257020,00.html\">Kenneth Eng has eclipsed him<\/a>. Eng was a freelance writer for AsianWeek. He wrote a couple of columns, including &#8220;Why I Hate Blacks&#8221; and <a href=\"http:\/\/news.asianweek.com\/news\/view_article.html?article_id=33bdb64c5b346a69bab3a2d448603596\">&#8220;Proof That Whites Inherently Hate Us&#8221;<\/a>, with the predictable results. When Fox News talked to him about his &#8220;Why I Hate Blacks&#8221; column, he managed to go from discussing his racism to discussing his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Dragons-Triumvirate-Kenneth-Che-Tew-Eng\/dp\/097487650X\/\">book about techno-dragons<\/a> in <i>two sentences<\/i>. I dare anyone else to top that.<\/p>\n<p>I also dare you to read the book&#8217;s preview on Amazon. And if you&#8217;d like to know more about Kenneth Eng, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfist.com\/archives\/2007\/03\/01\/kenneth_eng_around_the_web.php\">SFist has quite the collection of links<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I count a number of writers among my friends and acquaintances. 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