{"id":760,"date":"2007-03-12T13:33:04","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T18:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/03\/12\/the-beginning-of-the-end-2\/"},"modified":"2007-03-12T13:33:04","modified_gmt":"2007-03-12T18:33:04","slug":"the-beginning-of-the-end-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=760","title":{"rendered":"The Beginning of the End"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I sat down with my breakfast to watch the news for a couple of minutes. Eli was dancing around, talking and eating his breakfast when a commercial came on. The word &#8220;zoo&#8221; appeared on the screen with no context as to what a zoo actually is and Eli looked up and said,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, those people are going to the zoo!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow, he&#8217;ll be doing the NYT crossword and asking me to pass the granola.<\/p>\n<p>Does anybody know a good Montessori program around here?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I sat down with my breakfast to watch the news for a couple of minutes. Eli was dancing around, talking and eating his breakfast when a commercial came on. The word &#8220;zoo&#8221; appeared on the screen with no context as to what a zoo actually is and Eli looked up and said, &#8220;Oh, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=760\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Beginning of the End<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}