{"id":764,"date":"2007-03-13T12:04:59","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T17:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/03\/13\/no-more-kings-has-me-in-a-nostalgia-hammerlock\/"},"modified":"2007-03-13T18:59:12","modified_gmt":"2007-03-13T23:59:12","slug":"no-more-kings-has-me-in-a-nostalgia-hammerlock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=764","title":{"rendered":"No More Kings Has Me In a Nostalgia Hammerlock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Here comes Michael<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s got that look like he&#8217;s in too deep<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s just like him<br \/>\nTruth be told, he needs a good night&#8217;s sleep<\/i><\/p>\n<p>When I was young, I loved the TV show <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Knight_rider\">Knight Rider<\/a>. I can remember the ads for it, comparing K.I.T.T. to the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dukes_of_hazzard\">General Lee<\/a>. &#8220;This car can do more than jump,&#8221; the announcer informed us all.<\/p>\n<p>I was hooked.<\/p>\n<p>Every week David Hasselhoff rode around in his car and cracked wise with the car&#8217;s AI (who, much to my confusion, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/St._Elsewhere\">moonlighted as a doctor<\/a>). The Hoff, his car, and his hair saved the day. It was glorious.<\/p>\n<p><i>He&#8217;s not in the mood for metaphor<br \/>\nOpen up the car door and just turn the radio on<br \/>\nSo long, Michael<br \/>\nIt was nice to see you, too<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Several years ago I was on a business trip. I checked into my hotel and sank down on the bed, glad to have a few hours before I had to go to a meeting. I turned on the TV, and there was Knight Rider! I hadn&#8217;t seen it since the 1980s, so I settled in to watch.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wow, was it bad. It was so bad it made me want to build a time machine, go back to 1982, and punch my younger self in the mouth. <i>This<\/i> was the show I had loved so much? Wooden acting, obvious plot setups, and an <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Garthe_Knight\">evil hoffelg\u00c3\u00a4nger<\/a> who you know is evil because he has <i>facial hair<\/i>? The mind reels.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, K.I.T.T. was still cool. William Daniels was as acerbic as I remembered. The Cylon-like lights on the front were still a nice, albeit goofy, touch.<\/p>\n<p><i>We see it all the time<br \/>\nSo keep it comin&#8217;<br \/>\nBut our necks are on the line<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s not funny<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Fast-forward to 2007. For one of the Friday Night Videos I featured <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/2007\/02\/02\/friday-night-videos-videos-that-tell-a-story-kind-of\/\">No More Kings&#8217; &#8220;Sweep the Leg&#8221;<\/a>. It was a fun amalgam of 1980s nostalgia. I got interested in the band, listened to their songs, and bought their album when it came out a few weeks ago. Now I can&#8217;t get one of their songs out of my head.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s the one written from the point of view of K.I.T.T.<\/p>\n<p><i>Jump in, let&#8217;s save the world<br \/>\nKick off your shoes and put on your sunglasses<br \/>\nJump in, let&#8217;s save the world<br \/>\nTurbo boost and we&#8217;ll see who&#8217;s the fastest<br \/>\nJump in, let&#8217;s save the world<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s, let&#8217;s save the world<\/i><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s guitar-driven power pop, the kind I can&#8217;t resist. It&#8217;s got 1980s nostalgia. It&#8217;s got a good hook and the bridge is fun. The future being what it is, you can hear &#8220;Michael (Jump In)&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/nomorekings\">on the band&#8217;s MySpace page<\/a>. Not all of their songs are about 1980s pop culture, though all are stories about characters, from zombies to a bumblebee in love. It just happens that the one that is lodged deep in my brain is the one about a beloved TV show from my childhood.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nomorekings.com\/\">Go check them out<\/a>. Maybe their songs will lodge in your brain, too.<\/p>\n<p><i>It&#8217;s not like you to turn your back and let the dark side win<br \/>\nC&#8217;mon, Michael, open the door and jump in.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here comes Michael He&#8217;s got that look like he&#8217;s in too deep That&#8217;s just like him Truth be told, he needs a good night&#8217;s sleep When I was young, I loved the TV show Knight Rider. 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