{"id":867,"date":"2007-05-03T15:15:24","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T20:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/05\/03\/no-news-is-annoying-news\/"},"modified":"2007-05-03T15:15:24","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T20:15:24","slug":"no-news-is-annoying-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=867","title":{"rendered":"No News is Annoying News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well after all that lovely work I did yesterday and this morning, I&#8217;ve had maybe 3 contractions since noon. I&#8217;m very annoyed and am now going to go read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/o\/ASIN\/0689865392\/ref=s9_asin_title_3-2288_g1\/102-2069237-8491307?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&#038;pf_rd_s=center-2&#038;pf_rd_r=02TAVSJQ3JAZM1BW1V1B&#038;pf_rd_t=101&#038;pf_rd_p=278240301&#038;pf_rd_i=507846\"> Pretties<\/a> since I finished <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Uglies-Trilogy-Book-1\/dp\/0689865384\/ref=pd_sim_b_2\/102-2069237-8491307\"> Uglies<\/a> at lunch time. I blame Stephen. He bought Uglies at Panoply for about $4 so after I finished it, I had to immediately zoom out to the bookstore to buy the next one. Maybe Liza is waiting until I&#8217;ve read all three before she decides to come. I guess that means I need to read faster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well after all that lovely work I did yesterday and this morning, I&#8217;ve had maybe 3 contractions since noon. I&#8217;m very annoyed and am now going to go read Pretties since I finished Uglies at lunch time. I blame Stephen. He bought Uglies at Panoply for about $4 so after I finished it, I had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=867\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">No News is Annoying News<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}