{"id":914,"date":"2007-06-02T22:53:36","date_gmt":"2007-06-03T03:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/06\/02\/two-car-related-things\/"},"modified":"2007-06-02T22:53:36","modified_gmt":"2007-06-03T03:53:36","slug":"two-car-related-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=914","title":{"rendered":"Two Car-Related Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Item one: When I went to get my car, I had to wait for a while until a finance guy was available to take my money. I passed the time by reading my new owner&#8217;s manual. My favorite part had to do with the radio&#8217;s security system.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Your vehicle&#8217;s audio system will disable itself if it is disconnected from electrical power for any reason. To make it work again, you must enter a specific five-digit code in the present buttons. Because there are hundreds of number combinations possible from five digits, making the system work without knowing the exact code is nearly impossible.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Item two: I&#8217;ve been looking at getting what Alabama calls a &#8220;Distinctive Plate&#8221;. It turns out Alabama has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revenue.alabama.gov\/motorvehicle\/collegeview.html\">lot<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revenue.alabama.gov\/motorvehicle\/militaryview.html\">of<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revenue.alabama.gov\/motorvehicle\/specialty.html\">distinctive<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revenue.alabama.gov\/motorvehicle\/raceplates.html\">plates<\/a>. North Carolina has the most flexible personalized and special plates I&#8217;ve ever seen, allowing you eight characters and accepting dashes, ampersands, equal signs, and more. But, c&#8217;mon, how can you resist Alabama&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revenue.alabama.gov\/motorvehicle\/generic.html\">decals<\/a>? For instance, perhaps you like square (or round) dancing.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2007\/Jun\/squaredance-decal.jpg\" title=\"I used to have to do this in PE classes\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Or perhaps you have a kid and would like to take them fishing, if only you weren&#8217;t stuck behind the wheel of your car.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2007\/Jun\/takekidfishing-decal.jpg\" title=\"At least it's in pretty, pretty color\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Decals go on generic plates. What about custom plates?<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2007\/Jun\/shriner-plate.jpg\" title=\"My fez goes beep beep!\" \/><\/div>\n<p>If you get a Shriners plate, can you put it on your full-sized car? Among the military plate, there&#8217;s one that caught my eye.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2007\/Jun\/nuked-plate.jpg\" title=\"The glow-in-the-dark plate\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Yes, they have a plate for soldiers who were caught in fallout from nuclear tests. Brr. Is there any plate that&#8217;d be worse to have?<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2007\/Jun\/nukedda-plate.jpg\" title=\"I have no joke for this one.\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Item one: When I went to get my car, I had to wait for a while until a finance guy was available to take my money. I passed the time by reading my new owner&#8217;s manual. My favorite part had to do with the radio&#8217;s security system. Your vehicle&#8217;s audio system will disable itself if &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=914\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Two Car-Related Things<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}