{"id":932,"date":"2007-06-09T08:38:19","date_gmt":"2007-06-09T13:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/06\/09\/the-kind-of-conversation-you-can-only-have-with-a-three-year-old\/"},"modified":"2007-06-09T08:39:55","modified_gmt":"2007-06-09T13:39:55","slug":"the-kind-of-conversation-you-can-only-have-with-a-three-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=932","title":{"rendered":"The Kind of Conversation You Can Only Have with a Three-Year Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eli wanted to go outside and swing this morning so Stephen said he would take him while I showered. I helped Eli get dressed as Stephen was doing the same. As I handed Eli his shirt he said, &#8220;Wow! Mom, I love my FBI shirt!&#8221; Then as he was putting on his shorts he followed that up with, &#8220;I love this outfit!&#8221; As he met Stephen at the back door he said, &#8220;Dad, I look better than you!&#8221; To which Stephen replied grumpily, &#8220;Hey!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/img_9212.jpg' alt='img_9212.jpg' \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eli wanted to go outside and swing this morning so Stephen said he would take him while I showered. I helped Eli get dressed as Stephen was doing the same. As I handed Eli his shirt he said, &#8220;Wow! Mom, I love my FBI shirt!&#8221; Then as he was putting on his shorts he followed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=932\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Kind of Conversation You Can Only Have with a Three-Year Old<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}