{"id":935,"date":"2007-06-10T11:14:03","date_gmt":"2007-06-10T16:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/06\/10\/my-new-religion\/"},"modified":"2007-06-10T11:20:47","modified_gmt":"2007-06-10T16:20:47","slug":"my-new-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=935","title":{"rendered":"My New Religion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The week before Liza was born my mom took pity on us and came out to save our sanity. While she was here the first Sunday night, she asked if she could watch <a href=\"http:\/\/abc.go.com\/primetime\/xtremehome\/index.html\">Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.<\/a> I laughed because I thought it was a bad reality show but said we could Tivo it so she could watch it.<\/p>\n<p>I am now totally addicted to this show. I think about it all week and wonder what the situation is going to be on the show. How many kids will be in the family. 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