{"id":945,"date":"2007-06-15T12:17:33","date_gmt":"2007-06-15T17:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/06\/15\/friday-night-videos-van-roth\/"},"modified":"2007-06-15T12:17:33","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T17:17:33","slug":"friday-night-videos-van-roth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=945","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Videos: Van Roth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re back, baby!<\/p>\n<p><b>David Lee Roth: Just a Gigolo\/I Ain&#8217;t Got Nobody (1985)<\/b><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QbXPHiyE7uE\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QbXPHiyE7uE\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I swear, people used to think David Lee Roth was cool. I mean, he got all the girls, and guys thought he was something else. I still think he&#8217;s something else, only now it&#8217;s in a &#8220;holy cow he&#8217;s a goof&#8221; kind of way. Here he smirks his way through sub-Weird-Al-style parodies of videos from Michael Jackson, Cyndi Lauper, Poison, Billy Idol, Richard Simmons (!) and more. He also spends some time terrifying the &#8220;Censorship Bored&#8221; with his fringed chaps. This, kids, is what music videos used to look like. Oh, and don&#8217;t miss &#8220;Eddie Van Halen&#8221; cleaning the floor at the very beginning.<\/p>\n<p><b>Van Halen: Right Now (1991)<\/b><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WCkQZOnCN3k\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WCkQZOnCN3k\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I can improve on Beavis&#8217;s take on this video: &#8220;Huh, huh, right now David Lee Roth wants his old job back.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re back, baby! David Lee Roth: Just a Gigolo\/I Ain&#8217;t Got Nobody (1985) I swear, people used to think David Lee Roth was cool. I mean, he got all the girls, and guys thought he was something else. I still think he&#8217;s something else, only now it&#8217;s in a &#8220;holy cow he&#8217;s a goof&#8221; kind &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=945\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Friday Night Videos: Van Roth<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}