{"id":964,"date":"2007-06-26T09:06:35","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T14:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/06\/26\/the-three-laws-of-baby-sleep\/"},"modified":"2007-06-26T09:06:35","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T14:06:35","slug":"the-three-laws-of-baby-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=964","title":{"rendered":"The Three Laws of Baby Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The three laws of sleep as applied to a household that contains a new baby are remarkably similar to those involving entropy. To wit:<\/p>\n<p>1. You can&#8217;t win.<br \/>\n2. You can&#8217;t break even.<br \/>\n3. You can&#8217;t get out of the game.<\/p>\n<p>Also note that while sleep cannot really be created, it can easily be destroyed.<\/p>\n<p>HOMEWORK: Given the three laws of baby sleep, what is the individual probability that, while Misty was feeding Liza at 4:00 A.M., Eli got up? What is the individual probability that, while Stephen was rocking Liza to sleep at 4:30 A.M., Eli got up again? What is the combined probability?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The three laws of sleep as applied to a household that contains a new baby are remarkably similar to those involving entropy. To wit: 1. You can&#8217;t win. 2. You can&#8217;t break even. 3. You can&#8217;t get out of the game. Also note that while sleep cannot really be created, it can easily be destroyed. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=964\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Three Laws of Baby Sleep<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}