new weight loss plan

so i am feeling much better even though most of you evidently are not paying attention or do not care, so you should come by so i can bite you on the nose and give you my virus.

anyway the bounceTM has not been receiving the attention and more importantly the licensing i was wanting from it even though i totally heard this sports announcer for a basketball game say ‘he’s got the bounce./’ about one player.

then i went to the doctor about this virus and he said i had lost like a quarter of a pound and that is when it came to me that exercising to lose weight is a stupid way to lose weight. you just need to have my virus and then you will lose weight plus you will nap better if you have problems with napping.

now i need to figure out how to bottle this virus and sell it.

10 thoughts on “new weight loss plan

  1. Eli, I am glad you are feeling better. I was sick and had to stay home from school–I mean, work. I might have had a virus too. I was doing this thing called fainting which is like sleeping only much more sudden. I hope it never happens to you. When you are standing up, you can fall and hit your head or something. It is scary even for short people like you and I.


  2. I am glad that you are feeling better. And I do pay attention and care. I’m just usually quiet. Your parents can back me up on that. 🙂

  3. I’m sure your duck would make for an excellent virus distribution mechanism. Just keep wandering around letting other people pick it up 🙂 I’m already losing weight!

    (don’t worry, I’m not actually sick)


  4. Eli, I am so glad you are feeling better. I did post you a message as soon as I heard you were not feeling well. Grandmothers are like that, we don’t won’t grandsons to be sick. I am coming to see you tomorrow and you need to be ready to play and party. I am bringing you a something very special, but don’t tell bg and mj because it is a secret.
    Mama Ray

  5. fainting sounds as bad as napping or maybe worse. hopefully i will not faint although lately i have been napping so i am less super than before.

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