Monthly Archives: April 2005

boom crash

it was all stormy last night and there was thunder and lightning and i did not sleep well. i kept waking up and that made me all upset, you know how it is when you are lying there and wanting to sleep but you are awake so instead you think about all the things you have to do tomorrow like read the grumpy morning and carry your blanket around and chase dadadada until you just want to scream. so i screamed a little.

i must have woken up like four or five times, it was annoying. and now i am all tired again.

burger time

yesterday i had a mcdonalds burger for the first time, it was okay. i don’t know, my friends are all ‘this is the best thing ever’ but it did not excite me that much. and the fries were okay.

i had trouble sleeping well, you know how that goes sometimes.7 i was so tired by the end of the day but dadadada kept me up. i got so tired i was sitting on the footstool and fell over backwards and hit my head. then they took me to bath. i will have to remember that.

cute face now available for reasonable rates

i showed my cute face to the people at school today and they thought this was the best thing ever so i am going to offer it as an option for people who rent me to pick up cute women. i will walk over to the cute girl you pick out and lift up my arms to her and for a reasonable price when she looks at me i will wrinkle up my nose and do my cute face and bam she will be yours.

razors mmmm

i got to chew on dadadada’s razor this morning and it was tasty but then mamamama took it away from me.

busy with new and old fans

grandpa and gramma left on sunday but then that night more fans like nana came over and chased me around and that is a lot of chasing, it can really tire someone out. it is hard being this popular, i think it may be because of my new cute face i do, i will have to be careful to use its powers only for good and not for evil like getting more rasins.

yesterday i got to go to somewhere new because mamamama was trying this exercise thing and i got to stay with some other kids only they put me in with these little babies who are all lying around and stuff. now that i am too old to eat them really i would prefer to be with bigger kids so i got moved.

and mamamama is also working on her garden so i got to play with the dirt and mulch and rocks and they are pretty tasty. i do not know why mamamama does not try them.

more fans visiting meeee

when i got up this morning grandpa and gramma were here, i guess they snuck in last night to visit me. grandpa ran me around a lot today and that made me very tired. i think i need to go to bed now.


i have now learned that if you scrape your knee and then you scrape that same knee again then it hurts a lot and looks all angry red.

party in the gardens

i slept a long time last night, that is because of the party we had last night. we went to the botanical gardens and it was pretty and there was this cool fountain in a lake, and oh yeah tim got thrown on his back a lot by other people. but he then got to throw some of them so i guess it balanced out. but they ran out of food and mamamama was all hungry so tim and mamamama and dadadada and i went home and guess who was there, nana./ so she chased me around the house which was fun, and there was pizza for everyone but me and nana which is okay because i had cheese earlier but i ended up very tired. now i am better this morning though.

lies all lies

so i just woke up from my nap a little while ago and dadadada was home, someone lied to me because clearly he did not go anywhere, maybe he hid in a closet.

i have discovered that pirates scare people. i started making the pirate noise last week and mr got so frightened and that was fun. and now dadadada is scared by the pirate noise. if i had a hook to go with that pirate noise, look out./

everyone home again but not for long

so mr and pr are gone and mamamama and dadadada are back so that means i can get to the computer again because mr and pr watch me like a hawk or i guess two hawks but mamamama and dadadada are not that observant. they are too new at this i guess.

anyway i had a great week with mr and pr, i got new sandals and pr and mr did all this yard work that dadadada is too lazy to do and you know what that means, more mulch for me to eat. there was like all this mulch everywhere and it was chewy. and they played with me and fed me and bathed me and it was great.

so dadadada and mamamama came back from new york which is like huntsville only there are trains that go underground and i got this lousy t-shirt, it didn’t even say ‘all i got was this lousy t-shirt’ so it is even more lousy than normal. they had pictures and stuff but those are boring, who wants to look at big buildings.7 and art.7 mamamama was all excited about this modern art and i am all pff, i could paint that and i am still very young.

but now mr and pr are gone, and that is sad, mamamama and dadadada keep having to do things other than entertain me. and dadadada is going again tomorrow i heard, which is no fun especially because mamamama gets all grouchy when dadadada is gone.

mr and pr come back./