Monthly Archives: December 2004

favorite presents

people have been asking me about my favorite presents and i have been giving it a lot of thought and i think i have decided that it is anything i can chew on.

also mj went to the doctor yesterday and got some medicine so hopefully she will sleep better because she has been all loud and snorey and it is almost enough to wake me up when i nap on her.

christmas is full of fans

i have not been posting here lately because first of all christmas is very busy and second of all we have been traveling to arkansas. we went to arkansas because grandparents are there and you know what that means.


like today there were seventeen people in one house and they were all picking me up and a cousin of mine i think he is a second cousin or third cousin [actually i guess he is my third cousin because ashley is my first cousin because i knew her first and gordon is my second only because he is younger than ashley even though i knew him about as long as ashley] anyway his name is austin and he was walking me around and it was lots of fun.

and i got to see my fifth cousin who is very young and cried a lot like a big baby.

i got to see fans i hadn’t seen in a while and even new fans like bg’s piano teacher who can totally teach me piano when i get old enough.

it was a week of weather because there was all of this sleet and snow and that kept us at mr and pr’s house in arkadelphia longer than expected. i am going to stay with mj in arkansas so we will have more time with mumsy and that will be fun though i will miss bg.

ok christmas can all stop now

this christmas thing is all busy and i don’t know what that’s about. saturday night we had another christmas party only this time bg and mj didn’t get all dressed up. it was at one of my fan’s houses and there was pool playing and darts throwing and talking and eating. i stayed up way past my bedtime but that was okay because i had a very short nap and i was surrounded by fans. fans walked me and held me and in general payed me the attention that i deserve.

come to think of it there were no cheerios which means it should not have been a party but it was. i think that was because it was filled with fans. so i am changing my earlier statement now it is not a party unless you have cheerios or fans and if you have both cheerios and fans then look out./

sunday night was a singing thing at church not that i got to see it. i was way tired anyway because of all the partying saturday but i got stuck down in the nursery. my friend gabriel was there all big eyed and everything. he was playing in this castle like thing that is plastic and circular and has a play yard in the center. the walls only come up to like my stomach so i started crawling over when i slipped a little and did a somersault and landed next to gabriel.

and he started this crying thing and that’s just silly, i bonked my head but did you see me cry.7 no you did not. i mean, i know you didn’t because you weren’t there but even if you had been there you would not have seen me cry because it did not really hurt so i went back to playing while gabriel had to be comforted.

i think he is a big baby.

anyway i think that is enough christmas for one year.

bounce theme music

so you may remember the bounceTM but if you do not go read about it again and then come back once you have memorized it or something.

anyway i was thinking that any good exercise program needs like theme music and then i figured out what my theme music should be for this and that is ice cube singing can you bounce because that would be perfect with the can you bounce baby thing.

i wonder if he will let me use it. if not maybe i can get jay-z to let me use can i get a.

christmas party thing

we went to another party only this one was for christmas and it was all dressed up and everything. bg had on this tie and mj dressed up too and there was like only one other baby, baby emma, you know, i went and saw her a buncha months ago when she was just born, okay you might not remember but i like talked about it back here. it was okay, i met a lot of new fans and people passed me around and stuff. but there weren’t any cheerios or wagon wheels like at that party for will and i know this is supposed to be fancy and all but if you do not have cheerios you do not have a party.

loud restaurant with a placemat and a muffin and dirty floors that i did not get to crawl on

we went to this restaurant tonight that was all fun and loud and i totally had a good time. i was on the end of the table because i am always on the end but i never have to pick up the check. anyway mj brought this placemat that was all stuck to the table and had sesame street stuff on it and also food that she put on it like these muffins with peas in them. have you had muffins with peas.7 they are the best. they taste all sweet and muffiny and i hardly even notice that there are peas in it. i even eat those peas.

i did not eat the green beans however. they came without a tasty muffin shell and i will not eat them. bg pushed some in my mouth and i pushed them right back out.

the floor was all dirty and stuff. people were eating peanuts and dumping the shells everywhere and how come that is okay when mj and bg get all mad eyes at me when i drop stuff on the floor like the spoon i was playing with.7 this is totally unfair. and why can’t i have peanuts anyway.7 the shells look very tasty.

oh yeah it was one of my fans birthday. happy birthday fan./

blah snot

so mj got sick again because she is weak and has probably passed bad genetics on to me, woe is me, and then bg got sick because he too is weak and i might as well pick out the convalescent home where i will spend the rest of my days wheezing in an iron lung because i am sick too with the snot and the sneezing. why couldn’t i have parents who had antibodies or something.7

birthday party

i went to another birthday party. it is like everyone i know is having a birthday. this is the third one. this one was for my friend will. i would say hi to will but i do not think he reads this journal. he’s smart and all but he is not very interested in technology or the rise of online diaries enabled by technology such as livejournal.

anyway we had cheerios and kix which are like cheerios only puffy and wagon wheels and a little bit of cake although not too much. and there were some other friends like mackenzie and also new babies i did not know who were mostly older than me except for this one who was like five weeks old and very boring.

will got a lot of cool presents and i got to chew on some of them. bg left early but mj and i got to stay and play and there was some duke basketball on for a while before we left.

it was a busy day./