Monthly Archives: March 2005
the weekend has been busy mainly because we had a party with a bunch of fans, they fed me and played blocks with me and let me read in their laps and then i went to bed and they went home.
today dadadada left and he isn’t supposed to be back for a while but mamamama […]
i have invented a new game, it involves my plastic alphabet blocks and the bucket of babies. i put the blocks in the bucket and dadadada helps and then he dumps the blocks on me and i kick them and push them away and it is really funny.
okay i guess you had to have been […]
so i found out mamamama and dadadada took these pictures of me on friday during the egg hunt and here they are.
this is me and a basket i don’t think it is mine but that’s okay it had tasty eggs
here is mamamama giving me an egg.
this is before i knew that tasty stuff was inside […]
i forgot to tell everyone about hunting eggs on friday, it was fun, mamamama and dadadada both came to playgroup and we wandered around will’s backyard and picked up eggs. i do not know what kind of backyard will has because everyone knows eggs are in the refrigerator and not the backyard but whatever.
mamamama would […]
i realized that my plan to rent myself out to single men is limiting my customer base and as any economist will tell you that is silly unless you are a dot com in which case here have a suitcase of cash. anyway i should be renting myself out to single women as well. imagine […]
mamamama did not wear green today and today is saint patricks day and you are supposed to wear green. she did not and that made today not a lot of fun.
we went to get gas in our car and she pumped gas but then something broke and there was gas everywhere, she got in the […]
since the money from the bounceTM is not yet pouring in i need another way to pay for college and i have come up with a plan to rent myself out to single guys as a way to pick up women.
i have seen how women flock around dadadada when he carries me. now imagine you […]
it was time for new user pictures because the old ones were so before i was a year old and these new ones are new.
mamamama and dadadada have a new game they play with me, they say ‘eli what does a pirate say’ and i say ‘arr’. although r’s are hard so it’s more like a hoarse ‘aaaahhhhhhh’ but that is pretty close and is very scary.
i just realized that amazon will pay you money for recommending their books […]