this is why you wear green on saint patricks day
mamamama did not wear green today and today is saint patricks day and you are supposed to wear green. she did not and that made today not a lot of fun.
we went to get gas in our car and she pumped gas but then something broke and there was gas everywhere, she got in the car smelling of dinosaurs. then she wasn’t happy although she did play with me when we got back home so she could shower. then she made us go shopping and that was boring because she had not put me in green either so it wasn’t any fun. at least we got to go to a car place afterwards and there were cars to play with.
but mamamama was grumpy like i am sometimes grumpy but not often. and we did so much that i was all tired out.
dadadada wore green and had a good day. this proves my point which is like where i am supposed to say q e d that means ‘who watches the watchmen.’
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Comment by markm
I wore my green on the inside.
Posted on March 18, 2005 at 7:31 am
Comment by duchez
When I was in school, if I forgot to wear green on St. Patricks Day, kids would punch me. I learned very quickly.
Posted on March 18, 2005 at 11:15 am
Comment by ijsmorg
QED.
I didn’t wear green yesterday, but that’s because I’m Irish enough not to need it.
GFM
Posted on March 18, 2005 at 1:02 pm
Comment by sargentjr
how do you know that you are green on the inside.7 based on what i have seen i must be brown.
Posted on March 18, 2005 at 7:37 pm
Comment by sargentjr
no one will punch me because that would make me sad.
Posted on March 18, 2005 at 7:37 pm
Comment by sargentjr
aha see you had a headache because you did not wear green. q e d.
Posted on March 18, 2005 at 7:38 pm