cute face now available for reasonable rates

i showed my cute face to the people at school today and they thought this was the best thing ever so i am going to offer it as an option for people who rent me to pick up cute women. i will walk over to the cute girl you pick out and lift up my arms to her and for a reasonable price when she looks at me i will wrinkle up my nose and do my cute face and bam she will be yours.



  1. on April 27, 2005 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    I’m saving my pennies as I type.

  2. anonymous
    on April 27, 2005 at 7:11 pm | Permalink

    Eli, your cute face certainly works on me. When I was there to take care of you while mamamama and dadadada were in NY, all you had to do was wrinkle your nose and do your cute face and you could have anything you wanted.
    Love, Mama Ray

  3. on April 28, 2005 at 2:30 am | Permalink

    Glad to see that you’re developing your business idea. You will make an excellent tycoon/thief/exercise guru.

  4. on April 29, 2005 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    you might also want to save nickels and dimes as then it will go faster.

  5. on April 29, 2005 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    i will have to remember that, it does not work so well on mamamama and dadadada.

  6. on April 29, 2005 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    i have other ideas about raising money that i will talk about later on.