Conversation over Breakfast (Geof - Don’t Read This!)
“Mom?”
“Yeah?”
“Sssssssss”
“?”
“Mom there’s a s-s-snake in my muffin!”
“What?!!?”
“Yeah, Mom. It’s a muffin snake. But there’s not one here right now. (Long pause with much over-the-shoulder glancing.) Look he’s over there!”
“Well. Thank goodness he’s not eating your muffin.”
“Yeah, Mom.”
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Comment by Joyous
Oooh, yeah, gotta watch out for those muffin snakes!
Posted on June 22, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Comment by Misty
The follow-up to the above conversation is this…
We ran to Michael’s this morning to pick up a couple of things and I told Eli that if he minded me well in the store he could get some new stickers. His question upon hearing this:
“Snake stickers??!?!?”
Posted on June 22, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Comment by May
I don’t have snake stickers but I will be bring state stickers when we go to Chicago with you next week! Hopefully they will do as well as snake stickers.
Posted on June 22, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Comment by Geof F. Morris
Just as soon as he’s big enough to handle one, I should bring over a shotgun and teach him how I dispatch snakes.
What’s that you say? He can’t handle a shotgun until he’s 35? Oh.
Posted on June 23, 2006 at 11:54 am
Comment by Pop
Not to worry. One can dispatch a snake with a hoe. Of course, it takes prior use of a hoe to be able to judge where to strike (no pun intended).
Posted on June 24, 2006 at 10:03 am