So tonight Eli and I were playing in his room.

ELI: Listen! There’s a party!

ME: Really?

ELI: Yeah! I need a hat!

Eli opens his closet and pulls out a baseball cap.

ME: Where is this party?

ELI: In the living room!

Eli and Stephen move to the LIVING ROOM.

ELI: Look! There are things falling from the sky!

ME: What is it?

ELI (bouncing excitedly): It’s DONUTS!

ME: Wow!

ELI: Look!

Eli holds out his empty hand.

ELI: I caught a DONUT!

He scarfs it down.

ELI: It was tasty.

Now I know where Dan got his inspiration.