Eli has taken to planning our days. He will come in our bedroom in the morning and say, “I am going to have a waffle and I will blow on it and eat it and watch a show!” When I come home from work, he tells me, “Dad, after you eat we will play Tasty Planet and then we will play marble tower. Tasty Planet and marble tower make me so happy!” The only thing that ever derails his plans is when he rebels and gets sent to his couch.
Whoa, wait. He rebels. He’s evolving. He has a plan.
He’s a cylon!