Eli Has Our Days Mapped Out
Eli has taken to planning our days. He will come in our bedroom in the morning and say, “I am going to have a waffle and I will blow on it and eat it and watch a show!” When I come home from work, he tells me, “Dad, after you eat we will play Tasty Planet and then we will play marble tower. Tasty Planet and marble tower make me so happy!” The only thing that ever derails his plans is when he rebels and gets sent to his couch.
Whoa, wait. He rebels. He’s evolving. He has a plan.
He’s a cylon!
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Comment by Jon
So, is it you or Misty who’s the final Cylon of the final five?
Posted on July 3, 2007 at 10:52 am
Comment by Stephen
It’s pretty clearly Misty. I know I’m not a Cylon!
Posted on July 3, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Comment by MikeG
So you say, but how do you feel about “All Along the Watchtower?”
Posted on July 3, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Comment by Misty
This is only more proof that I am a Cylon because that is my favorite song.
Posted on July 3, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Comment by Stephen
I’m fond of the song, but not that scary-ass arrangement they used in the show.
Posted on July 3, 2007 at 8:42 pm
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[...] Even though Bob Dylan wrote it and Jimi Hendrix made it famous, I of course, in my musical ignorance, didn’t hear it until U2 covered it. I have five different versions of it in itunes, none of them by Dylan, two of them live. My favorite version changes depending on what version is on my ipod. But in my heart I think my favorite is a noodlely rendition from the Grateful Dead. I like to think that this being my favorite song of all time makes me unique and special. That it’s some hidden thing about me that to look at me you wouldn’t automatically think, “Hey, I bet her favorite song is a Bob Dylan tune!” But I guess it really just makes me a Cylon. [...]
Posted on July 4, 2007 at 6:38 am
Comment by Joyous
Yeah, but there’s only the one–no copies. So I think you’re probably safe.
Posted on July 4, 2007 at 3:15 pm