The Best MP3 Player Ever

People praise Apple for their design sense. One of the reasons iPods have sold like they have is because they’re made of shiny and dusted with a light coating of tech-sexy. Their interfaces are innovative and easy to use. They made a usable touch-screen interface, for goodness’ sake. Every time I see an iPod Touch, I have to sit on my hands to keep them from finding my wallet, opening it up, and dumping every bit of cash I have into Steve Jobs’s bank account.

I never thought I’d see an mp3 player that could beat Apple’s for design sense. My friends, I was wrong.

Giant mp3 player that must be seen to be believed

Look at the size of that thing! It’s huge! It’s as if someone looked at the mp3 player market and said, you know what, no one is making boombox-sized mp3 players, especially ones that hold 256 MB worth of songs. Perhaps the company is banking on parachute pants becoming fashionable again. It’s the only way you could carry this player, and even then everyone could look at your crotch and see what song you were listening to.

If you’re not going to wear parachute pants, and for all that is good and true please do not, there’s only one thing you can do with it.

A celebrity endorsement of the giant mp3 player

[tags]mp3 players, ipod killer, that’s no moon[/tags]

5 thoughts on “The Best MP3 Player Ever


    I saw one of these (and a Giant Calculator and a Giant Remote Control) at a CVS a couple of weeks ago and laughed my ass off.

  2. Yeah. Those things are pretty amizing. I posted this i 2010, if they are still in market, that’s amaizing. 🙂


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