LOLCat Wedding Ceremony

(I’m so sorry.)

O hai. We here before all dese ppl and Ceiling Cat sos cat 1 and cat 2 can has marriage.

cat 1 and cat 2, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong.

Anyone has visible reason they shud no marry? No? Gud.

cat 1 and cat 2, LOLCat Bible sez, “Luv is pashient an kind and stuff, luv no has jelusy and no shows off. It not rude, it not say UR DOIN IT WRONG. It no aligned wif basement cat but only ceiling cat. Luv protectz, trusts in all teh stuff, hopes in all teh stuff, sticks wif u in all teh stuff. FAIL? Not luv.” Dis what luv shud be for u.

cat 1, what u here for? (cat 2‘s paw for marryin)

What u promis for cat 2? (I can has u, cat 2, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)

cat 2, what u here for? (cat 1‘s paw for marryin)

What u promis for cat 1? (I can has u, cat 1, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)

Marriage no jus two cats, it needz other cats for supports and luv. Srsly, all u be there for them? (Yes.)

I can has bukkit wif rings?

Rings are all round, they has no end jus like your luv. cat 1, place ring on cat 2‘s paw and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u. cat 2, u do same and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u.

U both now all married. Ceiling cat will now watch u kiss.

Here is cat 1 and cat 2 all married. Kthxbai.

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22 Comments

  1. on May 21, 2008 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    I have nothing to say after reading this and seeing you at bill and cats wedding last weekend. You are one strange person. I guess that is why I like you people.

  2. jess
    on May 21, 2008 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    Just for the record, IRT above comment as “Bill the Cat’s wedding.”

    Anyway… yes, you should be sorry. It was still amusing.

  3. on May 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    I luf u guyz. U can haz ma fection.

  4. on May 21, 2008 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

    “”

  5. Lisa
    on May 21, 2008 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    iz creatib. iz funyz. iz mai kind of wedink. no b sry. srsly. it wuz grate!! naow sendin to paster.

  6. on May 21, 2008 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

    I laff n laff n linkz to ur post!

  7. on May 21, 2008 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    Liza: now I just have to find someone getting married soon who can use this….

  8. on May 21, 2008 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

    No. Words.

  9. on May 21, 2008 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    I just told my Joe (he who directed me to this page) I’d marry him if we could use this ceremony. 🙂

  10. on May 22, 2008 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    Mary: Excellent!

    Lissa: If you do, you should post video of the ceremony.

  11. Mumsy
    on May 22, 2008 at 10:24 am | Permalink

    I am with Geof on this one – no words!
    But where are the pictures, I need to see my son-n-law in “the suit”.

  12. on May 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    Hey Stephen,

    This is awesome. Do you mind if we repub on the lolspeak wiki and link back?

    Cheers,
    Chz

  13. Lisa
    on May 22, 2008 at 8:54 pm | Permalink

    LOL! Came back to read the comments since last night. My nephew is getting married and I sent to him last night. I did, indeed send to my pastor… who loved it and is planning a skit with our Jr. High youth group.

  14. on May 23, 2008 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    Absolutely! Do me a favor and drop me an email or comment with the link when it’s up.

  15. Danielle
    on May 23, 2008 at 8:32 am | Permalink

    *shakes head* that’s just wrong…. LOLcat to the extreme… Now why was I giggling while reading it?

  16. on May 23, 2008 at 9:04 am | Permalink

    Danielle: because it’s funny!

  17. Jaqi
    on May 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    OMG!!!1! HOLY SMOKES dats tuh betturest best mostest ossum fing evvur! Concatumatashuns on a soopeh guud jawb!! Berry moovin awl’da’way roun.

    Fanx 4 dah gud tiem! Hab a Happeh Dai!

    (saw dis on duh speaklolspeak wiki!)

  18. on May 30, 2008 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    ROFLMAO! GRATE! Can I forrid to mai Spirituell Leedr? She cool, srsly. Lookee: http://www.ethicalstl.org/leader.shtml

  19. on May 30, 2008 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    Sure!

  20. Andrea
    on October 10, 2008 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

    Talent — u gots it!

  21. Ruby'sMom
    on February 11, 2010 at 5:24 am | Permalink

    Gaved me teers, an Ai divorced an all (sorry, did nawt has teh reel luv, neither wun uv us)
    Ai wishes best tu teh kittehs!

  22. Ashley
    on January 6, 2011 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    Thank you.

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