Monthly Archives: May 2008

Found in Translation

For those who asked why I didn’t use the LOLCat Bible version of 1 Corinthians 13 in my lolcat wedding ceremony: they tend to use the New Internationlol Version, whereas I prefer the Mew Living Translation.

Spoiler-Free Comments about Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull

That was by far the best Indiana Jones movie of the last 19 years.

It occurs to me that Indiana Jones is an archaeologist in the same way that Jack Kevorkian is a doctor.

LOLCat Wedding Ceremony

(I’m so sorry.)

O hai. We here before all dese ppl and Ceiling Cat sos cat 1 and cat 2 can has marriage.

cat 1 and cat 2, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong.

Anyone has visible reason they shud no marry? No? Gud.

cat […]

Tomorrow I’ll Teach Him to Yell “Hadouken!”

Last night, when Eli again asked that we keep playing through Zack and Wiki instead of Mario Kart Wii, I realized that he’s most interested in games that involve some semblance of plot. My kid is going to be an adventure game player!

Of course, even when a game doesn’t have a story, he’s happy to […]

Sleep Training, Part 5: Saying Hello to My Own Bed

One of our faithful readers (Hi! ramona!) asked:

did you find with liza that a “switch” went off and she started sleeping longer (my friends who don’t sleep train say that this will be the case at some point). I just wonder because we sleep trained Sean starting at 6 months, and it wasn’t as easy […]

To Liza on Her First Birthday

Little lolcat,

The other day I turned around and you were one year old. You’ve developed a personality, can say words you hear a lot like “dad” and “stinky”, and are nearly walking. You’ve grown from a lump of obligation to a speedy blur.

Seriously, I had no idea how fast you were going to be. For […]

Because You Have Been Without the Cute for Too Long

Newsy News about the Kiddos

Liza is now walking. She stiff-legged it into the kitchen from the living room tonight and was all, “O Hai! I jus walking.”

Better news: I’m now officially announcing that her sleep problems are over. We’ve gone for around a month with multiple nights in a row of uninterrupted sleep. We’ve had a few nights of […]


For the first time in over a year, everybody at my house ate the same thing for dinner. I never thought I’d be this excited about a frozen pizza.

A Little Prog Rock for Friday

It’s been a serious week for us, so in case it’s been serious for you as well, let’s have some fun. And when I say “fun”, I mean “YouTube links to prog rock”. And when I say “prog rock”, I can only mean one band: YES.

I’m a fan of the band, but even I laugh […]