“Sweet, ’cause my hands can use a break. My hands look like a Polish potato farmer during, like, the famine.”

–Top Design contestant Eddie Ross, from Greenwich, CT

First I learned about the Chinese and the Hiroshima bomb, and now this. By the end of this season I’ll have a whole collection of alternafacts about the world. Tune in next week when the designer who wins the challenge describes herself as feeling “just like Lance Armstrong did when he stepped onto the moon.”