Eli vs. the Dungeons and Dragons Player’s Handbook, 4th Ed.

Cover from the Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook, 4th edition

“That says ‘player’s handbook’. There’s a woman on the cover. Why is she holding some fire?”

“I guess because she thinks it looks cool.”

“Oh, look! There’s a dragon and he’s holding a thing to fight with!”

It’s also nice to see Wizards of the Coast returning to tradition and placing a woman with semi-covered breasts on the cover.