Every Review of the New Star Trek Movie Ever

…and by far the best of them was $MAJOR_ACTOR as $ORIGINAL_SERIES_ROLE. While the cast as a whole was good, and $OTHER_MAJOR_ACTOR and $ANOTHER_MAJOR_ACTOR turned in solid performances, $MAJOR_ACTOR stole the movie. They took $ORIGINAL_SERIES_ROLE and made the character their own, and avoided the obvious pitfall of making it a rip-off of $ORIGINAL_ROLE_ACTOR’s take on the character….

3 thoughts on “Every Review of the New Star Trek Movie Ever

  1. My own review was:

    I like the bold step of transferring to an alternate reality where our laws of physics do not apply.

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