Every Review of the New Star Trek Movie Ever

…and by far the best of them was $MAJOR_ACTOR as $ORIGINAL_SERIES_ROLE. While the cast as a whole was good, and $OTHER_MAJOR_ACTOR and $ANOTHER_MAJOR_ACTOR turned in solid performances, $MAJOR_ACTOR stole the movie. They took $ORIGINAL_SERIES_ROLE and made the character their own, and avoided the obvious pitfall of making it a rip-off of $ORIGINAL_ROLE_ACTOR’s take on the character….

3 Comments

  1. on May 11, 2009 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

    Is that perl?

  2. on May 11, 2009 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    use Reviews::MadLibs;

  3. Gunther
    on May 12, 2009 at 4:27 am | Permalink

    My own review was:

    I like the bold step of transferring to an alternate reality where our laws of physics do not apply.

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