not that i’m eating apples or anything, really, banananas are a lot more tasty. anyway, i’m still all coughing and whatnot so mj got me a doctor’s appointment today. i hope they don’t stick me with a needle.

my cold is better even though i still cough a lot and last night i kept waking up and that is no fun. i like it better when i sleep longer because it is less tiring.

whoops i fell back down again.

but i am closer./ i just have to learn how to do that turning thing.

i am walking./

we went to this new years eve party which was great because there were like a zillion fans. i got to run around and people gave me stuff like this musical dog that if you hit its keys it makes a plinky plinky noise and a rabbit with big teeth and all kinds of stuff.

evidently i also got a cold which is no fun. i have been coughing and sneezing and my nose is all full BUT NOT THAT FULL BECAUSE I SO DO NOT NEED THE BULB.

anyway mj put this vicks stuff on my chest last night before bed and it was kinda stinky. i mean not three day old diapers in the trash stinky but still stinky. i am feeling better this morning though because i ate a bite or two off of a bar of soap. okay i did not know it was soap before i started chewing it because hello i do not have a sense of taste right now but that is totally okay because the soap will clean me out.

i will be so clean that the bulb is unnecessary thank you.

this walking by yourself thing is hard. i can kinda take a couple of steps by myself but occasionally i trip over my socks or something and down i go. i don’t like that.

people have been asking me about my favorite presents and i have been giving it a lot of thought and i think i have decided that it is anything i can chew on.

also mj went to the doctor yesterday and got some medicine so hopefully she will sleep better because she has been all loud and snorey and it is almost enough to wake me up when i nap on her.

i have not been posting here lately because first of all christmas is very busy and second of all we have been traveling to arkansas. we went to arkansas because grandparents are there and you know what that means.

SUPER FANS

like today there were seventeen people in one house and they were all picking me up and a cousin of mine i think he is a second cousin or third cousin [actually i guess he is my third cousin because ashley is my first cousin because i knew her first and gordon is my second only because he is younger than ashley even though i knew him about as long as ashley] anyway his name is austin and he was walking me around and it was lots of fun.

and i got to see my fifth cousin who is very young and cried a lot like a big baby.

i got to see fans i hadn’t seen in a while and even new fans like bg’s piano teacher who can totally teach me piano when i get old enough.

it was a week of weather because there was all of this sleet and snow and that kept us at mr and pr’s house in arkadelphia longer than expected. i am going to stay with mj in arkansas so we will have more time with mumsy and that will be fun though i will miss bg.

this christmas thing is all busy and i don’t know what that’s about. saturday night we had another christmas party only this time bg and mj didn’t get all dressed up. it was at one of my fan’s houses and there was pool playing and darts throwing and talking and eating. i stayed up way past my bedtime but that was okay because i had a very short nap and i was surrounded by fans. fans walked me and held me and in general payed me the attention that i deserve.

come to think of it there were no cheerios which means it should not have been a party but it was. i think that was because it was filled with fans. so i am changing my earlier statement now it is not a party unless you have cheerios or fans and if you have both cheerios and fans then look out./

sunday night was a singing thing at church not that i got to see it. i was way tired anyway because of all the partying saturday but i got stuck down in the nursery. my friend gabriel was there all big eyed and everything. he was playing in this castle like thing that is plastic and circular and has a play yard in the center. the walls only come up to like my stomach so i started crawling over when i slipped a little and did a somersault and landed next to gabriel.

and he started this crying thing and that’s just silly, i bonked my head but did you see me cry.7 no you did not. i mean, i know you didn’t because you weren’t there but even if you had been there you would not have seen me cry because it did not really hurt so i went back to playing while gabriel had to be comforted.

i think he is a big baby.

anyway i think that is enough christmas for one year.

so you may remember the bounceTM but if you do not go read about it again and then come back once you have memorized it or something.

anyway i was thinking that any good exercise program needs like theme music and then i figured out what my theme music should be for this and that is ice cube singing can you bounce because that would be perfect with the can you bounce baby thing.

i wonder if he will let me use it. if not maybe i can get jay-z to let me use can i get a.