i got to play in the pool some more yesterday which was nice because it was very hot. i should share it with my friends, they were over yesterday for playgroup. will has a new brother named luke and will and i talked about this for a while. will is not sure about luke. i know i used to talk about eating babies but that was just youthful indescretion, i would never eat luke. besides he looks really stringy. i thought babies were supposed to be fat.

i heard that fans were coming over last night so i was going to stay awake and wait for you but i got very tired and then it was bath time. so i am sorry if i missed anyone.

i have put in new pictures for everyone, if you go back through my archives you can see what they look like.

i have old pictures of me here, i will try to update them later because i am even cuter now. i am afraid i will soon go past the point of cuteness and into the uncanny valley of cuteness and then i’ll just be some dirty kid.

i got to help mama and da with yard work this weekend, it was fun. they even put up this big umbrella shade thing over my pool but it blew down and was all twisted. that’s okay, they didn’t let me play with the metal rods that were part of it, they even put me inside for a while so they could put it up. i let them know how displeased i was with this, and i am totally convinced the later damage to the awning was because of the power of my mind.

i got home last night and boy were my arms tired from holding them up so people would pick me up. it was a fun trip, i got to see a lot of people, but now i am all tired and stuff so i think i will take it easy for a while. i decree no more road trips for a bit.

i have not been writing much but that is okay, it’s not like much exciting has happened. i did fall off the bed twice last week and land on my stomach whoosh, but it was more scary than painful. and i learned how to say apple. i did get to ride on airplanes, that was fun, and i made a new friend named ellric, we would play this fun game where he would shove me down and i would stand up. then we ran around.

but i can’t talk long, mam is taking me to arkansas to visit people. i know i wanted road trips but this is a bit much, i would like less road trips please.

so it turns out the clothes are coming out because i cannot wear them any more, my milk gut is too big or something. this is what happens when i do not keep up my exercises. perhaps if i am very diligent at the bounceTM over the next few weeks i can once again fit into a size 12-18 months.

i have added dancing to the bounceTM, this involves stomping and wiggling and turning around and around. i will have to demonstrate it to everyone.

i think mamamama and dadadada are sending me away somewhere, they are pulling out a lot of my clothes and piling them up.

geof came over yesterday, that was good, he is a big fan so i got to play with him some and he watched me play and it was all good. but this week is overall very low on fans. i hope it gets better later.

to take my mind off of how empty my life is right now i am doing this meme thing that is making me do.

1 how many books do you own.7

it is hard to say how many i own since i do not have control over them, mamamama and dadadada don’t let me chew on them or anything. but i probably have around maybe 100 but some of them are boring.

2 what’s the last book you bought.7

i do not yet own the means of production, those are in the hands of my bourgeois parents, but they did buy me maisy’s big flap book last. it is very entertaining.

3 what’s the last book you read.7

it was the big mouth frog, it is about a big mouth frog who learns to be a small mouth frog when he is threatened by a crocodile.

…with pictures.7

they all have pictures./

…non-fiction.7

i don’t understand, aren’t these books real.7

4 name five books that mean a lot to you.

fuzzy bee and friends is a priddy book and it was the first one i can really remember getting and it is fun to chew.

beach play is a lot of fun, it is a good report on what happens when you go to the beach.

baloney [henry p.] is very good looking and clever too.

wheels on the bus go round and round because it is so true, they really do, and it plays music when you press the wheel.

very hungry caterpillar, i can relate because now i am all hungry.

5 name five people you’d like to see answer these questions

i will not force other people to take part in this, this is a meme, it should spread without having to have the jackboot of friendship behind it.