i came home from school this afternoon and i was all wondering if we were going to wash the cars again because that was so fun but we did not, i guess it is one of those things that you only do every once in a while because it is so much fun.

but late this afternoon i started feeling really bad and then urp i threw up and it projected forward which was kind of cool but not cool enough to be worth the bad feeling. i threw up a couple of more times and let me tell you i was tired of the bath. i think i am going to try to sleep now to see if i feel better when i get up.

we just got in from washing the cars and that was a lot of fun, i had never seen that happen before. it was all whoosh with water being sprayed and a bucket of foam that i got to splash in and i picked up one of the washing brushes but it was very big, bigger than me and i could not weild it i would have been at like -2 to my thac0. although now i don’t think they have thac0 any more and that is sad.

the mulch was tasty too.

i was kinda pooped after this weekend, and that is pooped as in tired and not pooped as in something else that is smelly, so i slept in until like 7;30 and that was nice.

last night we went to a new years eve party because it is the chinese new year and evidently they have a different new year than everyone else but whatever. it was mainly an excuse for me to get to see haley and mackenzie and will and other friends and we ate and played and it was a lot of fun. then i got very tired so mamamama and dadadada took me home and they said it was because it was past my bedtime but the real reason was that dadadada wanted to yell at the basketball.

mamamama and dadadada are not the smartest people around i am afraid. i say this because they have this game with me where they open a book and turn it to the first page and they are all ‘where is the dog’ and i point to the dog and they then turn to the next page and are all ‘where is the dog’ and i can see that the same dog is there so i point and then they turn to the third page and say ‘where is the dog’ and if i could talk i would be all ‘it is right there can you not see it’ but i just have to point to it instead.

the other night dadadada watched basketball but i had to go to bed too early to watch and that was sad.

so now things have quieted down and pr and mr are gone which is sad but i do have more time to myself and my gifts. i am also all happy about going back to school which i did today and i ran around a lot and played with some of the other kids. it is more fun to run around than to sit around i can tell you that.

now i know what all of the preparation was for and why pr and mr were here and that is because i am now one and they threw a big party. the house was filled with fans and they ate and drank and sat around and watched me and my friends play with my new loot, and oh boy, the loot. i had no idea./ i think it should be my birthday again next week so i can get more stuff.

i got a wagon and a plastic cart thing and some clothes which are not really presents but whatever and a bunch of other stuff. the best thing was this workbench only instead of tools it has plastic balls that you put into cabinets and stuff and it plays music and there are bent nails that make sounds when you hit them.

when i grow up i am totally going to be a carpenter.

mr and pr are here./

so i am feeling much better even though most of you evidently are not paying attention or do not care, so you should come by so i can bite you on the nose and give you my virus.

anyway the bounceTM has not been receiving the attention and more importantly the licensing i was wanting from it even though i totally heard this sports announcer for a basketball game say ‘he’s got the bounce./’ about one player.

then i went to the doctor about this virus and he said i had lost like a quarter of a pound and that is when it came to me that exercising to lose weight is a stupid way to lose weight. you just need to have my virus and then you will lose weight plus you will nap better if you have problems with napping.

now i need to figure out how to bottle this virus and sell it.