Monthly Archives: March 2007

I’ve Been Making Things Again!

I’m totally on a roll today with the posting. And here are still more things to look at:

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Rick and Geof know some guys from Nashville, so they are coming down to play at our church. If you are in the neighborhood, please stop by! Oh, and I made the poster.

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This is a card that I finished today. I call him “Cuke the Buffalo.” He entertains me.

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I made this card today as well and it’s called “Oceans Round the World.” This guy uses stuff that I’ve picked up all over: New York, Boston, Huntsville. He’s a very cosmo fish.

Pre-Baby House Stuff

Two weekends ago my mom came for a visit and we did an amazing amount of house rearranging for the coming baby.

We put up shelves in the laundry room to hold all the stuff from the guest room closet.
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Beautifully installed 8 foot shelves. Stephen rocks the handyman chores.

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Here are the same shelves, mostly full.

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Same room, opposite wall. 3 foot shelves. Yes, our laundry room would be considered bedroom size in some states. I thought it was odd when we moved in and now I’m grateful for the storage room!

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See my beautifully labeled bins? I am so OCD.

We moved this shelf from our bedroom to the front hall.
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It works much better here as it fits to scale under the picture better than it did in our room.

We moved this bookshelf from the guest room to our room.
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Also fits the scale of the room better. I got to hang that weird piece of art that hasn’t hung anywhere since we moved to this house. Check out my groovy new bedspread. Our room is much cooler now than it was before.

Today I went and purchased the paint for the baby’s room and some of the guys are coming over on Saturday to paint. More photos to follow…

Toddlers Have the Best Parties

So tonight Eli and I were playing in his room.

ELI: Listen! There’s a party!

ME: Really?

ELI: Yeah! I need a hat!

Eli opens his closet and pulls out a baseball cap.

ME: Where is this party?

ELI: In the living room!

Eli and Stephen move to the LIVING ROOM.

ELI: Look! There are things falling from the sky!

ME: What is it?

ELI (bouncing excitedly): It’s DONUTS!

ME: Wow!

ELI: Look!

Eli holds out his empty hand.

ELI: I caught a DONUT!

He scarfs it down.

ELI: It was tasty.

Now I know where Dan got his inspiration.

Book Reviews

Shopgirl by Steve Martin
I had been wanting to read this for a while because I like Steve Martin and thought it would be fun to read what he wrote. I was predisposed even to like this book because it had gotten such good press. I didn’t like it. The characters where not very engaging and since it is written in third person omniscient, it makes it even more difficult to get close to the characters. I didn’t feel like Martin even liked his characters. So because he didn’t like them, I didn’t like them. I will give it props though for a sorta unexpected twist at the end.

The Myth of You and Me by Leah Stewart
Lana Bob! wanted me to read this book so we could discuss it. I picked it up at the library and started to read it only to realize that sometime in the past year and a half, not only did I read it, I bought it and subsequently loaned it to someone and now don’t remember to whom. Reading it, I had this very weird sense of déjà vu and while I had completely forgotten the plot, I did remember reading it before. This is the worst case of mommy brain I’ve ever experienced and I have to say that it’s pretty darn annoying.

The book, however, is good, even the second time around. It has a nicely paced, unraveling plot that engages you in the story and the characters. I both rooted for, was mad at, and ultimately was happy for Cameron, the main character. I was angry with, and felt sympathy for, and ultimately admired Sonya, Cameron’s long lost friend. I guess this is chick lit, I don’t know. That category is sort of a catch all for any novel involving female main characters. But regardless, it’s an interesting story, pretty well told and it got total bonus points for being set in Oxford, MS and Boston, MA, as I have been to both places and since I was most recently in Boston, even knew where they were part of the time.

The Quilter’s Apprentice by Jennifer Chiaverini
I bought this book in Boston in a used bookstore. Nerd shopping, gotta love it.

I started reading this book and almost put it down because the dialog was so stilted and bad. I was interested in the story though, so I kept reading and I’m actually kinda glad I did. It’s sort of a “Fried Green Tomatoes” story where the older character tells stories from the past and indeed those were the best parts of the book for me. With a close second place going to the parts actually discussing the quilts. Maybe it’s the artist in me, but I’m always interested in hearing other people discuss their craft. While the actual application might be different, often the process and the principles are the same and I love that. When I looked the book up at amazon.com, I realized there are multiple in the series. I might just have to check out the others and see if Jennifer gets any better with the dialog thing.

Jesus Rode a Donkey: Why Republicans Don’t Have the Corner on Christ
by Linda Seger
A non-fiction book I picked up at the library because the title actually made me laugh out loud. The subject matter isn’t all that laughable however. Linda addresses all the hot-button political topics and does so in a very readable style. It helped me clarify my thinking on a few issues and gives some nice biblical support for and against several of those issues. My Republican friends, don’t get your hackles up too much. She is excellent in pointing out that we all need to work together to solve these problems and that we need understanding and kindness on both sides of the political spectrum to accomplish change. I think it’s pretty good reading for pretty much everybody.

Friday Night Videos: Meta

Cake: Short Skirt/Long Jacket (2001)

I can imagine John McCrea, the director, hearing the song and saying, “What kind of video can I do for this? Geez, I guess I’ll just film other people listening to the song and reacting. Hey! Hey! Is that it?

Alanis Morissette: Hands Clean (2002)

This video makes reference to the story told by the lyrics, but mainly it’s about the life cycle a pop hit, from initial concept through recording, making a video, and finally karaoke. My favorite part is the record store guy with headphones on who nods along for a moment before raising his hands and breaking into an awkward dance.

Elijah the Great Detective

Me (to Misty): I’m not taking my keys today.

Eli: Keys? You don’t have your keys?

Me: I don’t have my keys.

Eli: Where are they? I will help you find them!

Me: Okay!

Eli: …

Eli: I think they are somewhere!

Some fifteen minutes later I picked him up and hugged him, bringing his head higher than my dresser. He glanced over at my dresser and said, “There! There are your keys!”

The Frightening Piggy Bank

It’s been a while since we’ve done a post about scary kids’ toys, long enough that you probably let your guard down.

FOOL.

Let me introduce you to Pig E Bank, from The Learning Company.

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No matter how big he looks in that picture, in real life he’s twice as big. But his preternatural cheerfulness isn’t what makes him so scary. It’s his electronic voice and motorized movements.

And they brag about this in the ad copy!

This pleasantly plump pig helps your young financial planner identify coin values. Watch him shake, rattle and ask for more money. Just drop pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters into the slot, and Pig E Bank vibrates while identifying the coin denominations. Pig E Bank comes with many electronic voice responses to keep your child engaged. Features rubberized non-skid feet and a backside coin release – simply press his snout to cash out.

Eli calls this his “scary piggy bank”. That he will touch it at all is a testament to his nerves of steel. Really, the only way for you to fully grasp its amazingness, short of you coming to my house, playing with it, and then smashing it to bits with a hammer, is to watch this video.

RUN! HE’S COMING RIGHT AT YOU!