LOLCat Wedding Ceremony - Live Granades

(I’m so sorry.)

O hai. We here before all dese ppl and Ceiling Cat sos cat 1 and cat 2 can has marriage.

cat 1 and cat 2, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong.

Anyone has visible reason they shud no marry? No? Gud.

cat 1 and cat 2, LOLCat Bible sez, “Luv is pashient an kind and stuff, luv no has jelusy and no shows off. It not rude, it not say UR DOIN IT WRONG. It no aligned wif basement cat but only ceiling cat. Luv protectz, trusts in all teh stuff, hopes in all teh stuff, sticks wif u in all teh stuff. FAIL? Not luv.” Dis what luv shud be for u.

cat 1, what u here for? (cat 2‘s paw for marryin)

What u promis for cat 2? (I can has u, cat 2, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)

cat 2, what u here for? (cat 1‘s paw for marryin)

What u promis for cat 1? (I can has u, cat 1, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)

Marriage no jus two cats, it needz other cats for supports and luv. Srsly, all u be there for them? (Yes.)

I can has bukkit wif rings?

Rings are all round, they has no end jus like your luv. cat 1, place ring on cat 2‘s paw and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u. cat 2, u do same and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u.

U both now all married. Ceiling cat will now watch u kiss.

Here is cat 1 and cat 2 all married. Kthxbai.

27 thoughts on “LOLCat Wedding Ceremony”

I have nothing to say after reading this and seeing you at bill and cats wedding last weekend. You are one strange person. I guess that is why I like you people.

Just for the record, IRT above comment as “Bill the Cat’s wedding.”

Anyway… yes, you should be sorry. It was still amusing.

I luf u guyz. U can haz ma fection.

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iz creatib. iz funyz. iz mai kind of wedink. no b sry. srsly. it wuz grate!! naow sendin to paster.

I laff n laff n linkz to ur post!

Liza: now I just have to find someone getting married soon who can use this….

No. Words.

I just told my Joe (he who directed me to this page) I’d marry him if we could use this ceremony. 🙂

Mary: Excellent!

Lissa: If you do, you should post video of the ceremony.

I am with Geof on this one – no words!
But where are the pictures, I need to see my son-n-law in “the suit”.

Hey Stephen,

This is awesome. Do you mind if we repub on the lolspeak wiki and link back?

Cheers,
Chz

LOL! Came back to read the comments since last night. My nephew is getting married and I sent to him last night. I did, indeed send to my pastor… who loved it and is planning a skit with our Jr. High youth group.