And now, a brief conversation regarding Eli’s reading.
“Eli, let me see what the sticker says. Okay, you can read that one by yourself.”
“Wait, what does the sticker say? Library books have stickers for Eli?”
“It says level 1.8.”
“Level 1.8? What does that mean?”
“I don’t know. Eli’s reading roughly level 2 books on his own.”
“What is this scale? Is 1 ‘Dick and Jane’ and 10 Thomas Pynchon?”
This post reads nicely if you assume (as I did) that it is a conversation between Stephen and Eli.
Ha! No, sadly, it was a conversation between me and Misty.
I’m rather glad it was, because otherwise all this referring-to-Eli-in-the-third-person would be unsettling.