For Christmas today, Eli got a remote controlled car. It was some kind of Dodge, and the package proudly states that it was an official Chrystler licensed product.
Two minutes after I put batteries in it, it stopped working.
On the plus side, we’re now eligible for $10 billion in bailout money.
So did you fly your private jet to the store to buy that remote-controlled car?
aren’t presents *tomorrow*?