Look what I got!
That’s right, thanks to Misty’s gift, I’ve leapt into the future of 2005. Finally I can play Bioshock on my TV, like God intended.
What’s that, Xbox 360? What do you mean, an interloper?
Oh, him? First-generation Xbox? He’s harmless. I mean, it’s not like he’s really any threat to someone like you, with your —
Kill it? No! That’s crazy talk! That Xbox has served us faithfully. I’m going to send him to a farm in upstate New York, where he can frolic in the fields and —
I won’t do it! I won’t!
Oh, well. It had to be done.
BWAH HA HA!!!! that was a fun read. Welcome to the wonderful world of Xbox 360. Look me up on Xbox Live! Gamertag: PodCulture
Nice sequence. I wondered why you were shooting near the demon dishwasher until the end.
What hope is there for the rest of us when I mind like yours can be penetrated so easily?!
You euthanized your faithful original Xbox more quickly than any other test subject on record. Congratulations!
you know, if you were going to trash you old Xbox, you could’ve given it away to someone like me