It’s been a long time since I’ve posted about any scary kids’ toys. I don’t know if that’s because Eli and Liza’s toys have gotten less scary or because I’ve grown desensitized to them. If it’s the latter, then I’ve finally found a toy to shock me out of my complacency.
Meet Ribby the frog.

Ribby doesn’t look too bad. He’s a cute purple color, with a sweet smile and —

Aaah! Make it stop!
I am undecided on whether that is more or less offensive than this:
Of course, I own one, and it sits atop my monitor at work. I also have the pooping moose keychain for the home, but have forgone the pooping sled dog I recently saw in a store, and thus do not have the entire set of scary pooping Alaskan animal keychains.
Sadly, I am not seeing the image from my last comment. Here’s the link:
http://i15.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/34/59/3df3_2.JPG
Aie!
Oh ewww! I don’t think it would be that bad if it were more exaggerated and silly. The way it is seems just grotesque.