These are the pinnacle of their various sub-memes.



I don’t know the attribute for the second one, and the third is a re-creation of one I saw on a 1980s-bands-themed thread. The first one, though, is from ghoti on LiveJournal.
Finally, the best lolcat ever, also with no known attribution.

God speed, indeed.
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I’m going to assume that the first one is a reference to Canaan.
It’s actually a reference to the city of Ur.
I’m trying to decide if the first one would be funnier if it were “I IZ A CHALDEAN”.
Stop looking at me like that. Yes, I teach Sunday school. What’s it to ya?!
Of course I giggle at the first one because I end up reading it as “I manure”